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Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:47 pm
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A bit of a trotter, a bit of a rotter
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Location: Tatooine or Hoth. One or the other no inbetween
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any of you going to the Portland show? |
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Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:27 pm
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Lord Marcus Ironfist teh Twonk-bane
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Maurice wrote: | any of you going to the Portland show? |
I know that I Don't Need God lives in Portland but he hasn't been on the board in a long while... |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:29 am
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he'll have to be stabbed
Maurice, are you up for the job? You'll be rewarded with an emoticon assortment such that no board has ever witnessed or dared to dream of. |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:42 am
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A bit of a trotter, a bit of a rotter
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Location: Tatooine or Hoth. One or the other no inbetween
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klawful wrote: | he'll have to be stabbed
Maurice, are you up for the job? You'll be rewarded with an emoticon assortment such that no board has ever witnessed or dared to dream of. |
I'm down. The heretics must be rooted out and disposed of post haste!! |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:22 pm
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that's the spirit.
just a regular stabbing for now, then we'll see if he reports back to his post before taking further measures.
you didn't hear voices.... it was a conscious decision on your part... |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:16 pm
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Owt and Abowt
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Location: WHEREFORE ART THOU BABYFACE?
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What's the basis of the stabbing?
I must determine if IDNG requires legal counsel to protect him from marauding Northern forces. |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:31 pm
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CITE
18 USC Sec. 666 1/03/95
TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE PART I CRIMES AND GENERAL DARNESS- CHAPTER 7 - LEGAL ASSAULT ON ABSENTEE AVALANCHERS
Sec. 111. Authorized stabbing and general assault of wayward board members, including mods
STATUTE
(a) In General. - Whoever -
(1) blatantly leaves his post, resists coercive measures to return, or interferes with any person designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of official duties; or
(2) fails to be dark, aggressive and or real be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, and in all other cases, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
(b) Enhanced Penalty. - Whoever, in the commission of any acts described in subsection (a), plays a Cranberries album or Likes Selfless more than Pure, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.
SOURCE
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 688; Nov. 18, 1988, Pub. L. 100-690, title VI, Sec. 6487(a), 102 Stat. 4386; Sept. 13, 1994, Pub. L. 103-322, title XXXII, Sec. 320101(a), 108 Stat. 2108.)
MISC1 HISTORICAL AND REVISION NOTES
Based on title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., Sec. 118, 254 (Mar. 4, 1909, ch. 321, Sec. 62, 35 Stat. 1100; May 18, 1934, ch. 299, Sec. 2, 48 Stat. 781). This section consolidates sections 118 and 254 with changes in phraseology and substance necessary to effect the consolidation. Also the words ''Bureau of Animal Industry of the Department of DAR' appearing in section 118 of title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., were inserted in enumeration of Avalanchers in section 1114 of this title.
The punishment provision of section 254 of title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., was adopted as the latest expression of Congressional intent. This consolidation eliminates a serious incongruity in punishment and application.
AMENDMENTS
2007 - Subsec. (a). Pub. L. 103-322, Sec. 320101(a)(1), inserted '', where the acts in violation of this section constitute only simple absence, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, and in all other cases,'' after ''shall'' in concluding provisions.
2010 - Pub. L. 100-690 amended text generally. Prior to amendment, text read as follows: ''Whoever resists stabbing by Avalancher agent designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of his official duties, shall be fined not more than $5,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
SECTION REFERRED TO IN OTHER SECTIONS
This section is referred to in sections 115, 3050 of this title; title 7 sections 84, 87c; title 16 section 742l; title 19 section 1629; title 22 section 2709; title 25 section 2804; title 42 sections 2000e-13, 2283. |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:35 pm
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Lord Marcus Ironfist teh Twonk-bane
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
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klawful wrote: | CITE
18 USC Sec. 666 1/03/95
TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE PART I CRIMES AND GENERAL DARNESS- CHAPTER 7 - LEGAL ASSAULT ON ABSENTEE AVALANCHERS
Sec. 111. Authorized stabbing and general assault of wayward board members, including mods
STATUTE
(a) In General. - Whoever -
(1) blatantly leaves his post, resists coercive measures to return, or interferes with any person designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of official duties; or
(2) fails to be dark, aggressive and or real be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, and in all other cases, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
(b) Enhanced Penalty. - Whoever, in the commission of any acts described in subsection (a), plays a Cranberries album or Likes Selfless more than Pure, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.
SOURCE
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 688; Nov. 18, 1988, Pub. L. 100-690, title VI, Sec. 6487(a), 102 Stat. 4386; Sept. 13, 1994, Pub. L. 103-322, title XXXII, Sec. 320101(a), 108 Stat. 2108.)
MISC1 HISTORICAL AND REVISION NOTES
Based on title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., Sec. 118, 254 (Mar. 4, 1909, ch. 321, Sec. 62, 35 Stat. 1100; May 18, 1934, ch. 299, Sec. 2, 48 Stat. 781). This section consolidates sections 118 and 254 with changes in phraseology and substance necessary to effect the consolidation. Also the words ''Bureau of Animal Industry of the Department of DAR' appearing in section 118 of title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., were inserted in enumeration of Avalanchers in section 1114 of this title.
The punishment provision of section 254 of title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., was adopted as the latest expression of Congressional intent. This consolidation eliminates a serious incongruity in punishment and application.
AMENDMENTS
2007 - Subsec. (a). Pub. L. 103-322, Sec. 320101(a)(1), inserted '', where the acts in violation of this section constitute only simple absence, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, and in all other cases,'' after ''shall'' in concluding provisions.
2010 - Pub. L. 100-690 amended text generally. Prior to amendment, text read as follows: ''Whoever resists stabbing by Avalancher agent designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of his official duties, shall be fined not more than $5,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
SECTION REFERRED TO IN OTHER SECTIONS
This section is referred to in sections 115, 3050 of this title; title 7 sections 84, 87c; title 16 section 742l; title 19 section 1629; title 22 section 2709; title 25 section 2804; title 42 sections 2000e-13, 2283. |
This post needs to be a sticky... |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:24 pm
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Owt and Abowt
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
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Location: WHEREFORE ART THOU BABYFACE?
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Comedy gold, Prof. Klawful. I fear it may suffer from your patended pedantry, however.  |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:25 pm
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I'll never escape
Joined: 07 Jul 2011
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Stay gold klawful  |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:12 pm
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Owt and Abowt
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DARWIN wrote: | Stay gold klawful  |
Klawful "Ponyboy" Smith |
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Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:48 pm
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I'll never escape
Joined: 07 Jul 2011
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Josh wrote: | DARWIN wrote: | Stay gold klawful  |
Klawful "Ponyboy" Smith |
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:38 am
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bent on world D.A.R.mination!
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Location: 22 Acacia Ave.
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klawful wrote: | CITE
18 USC Sec. 666 1/03/95
TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE PART I CRIMES AND GENERAL DARNESS- CHAPTER 7 - LEGAL ASSAULT ON ABSENTEE AVALANCHERS
Sec. 111. Authorized stabbing and general assault of wayward board members, including mods
STATUTE
(a) In General. - Whoever -
(1) blatantly leaves his post, resists coercive measures to return, or interferes with any person designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of official duties; or
(2) fails to be dark, aggressive and or real be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, and in all other cases, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
(b) Enhanced Penalty. - Whoever, in the commission of any acts described in subsection (a), plays a Cranberries album or Likes Selfless more than Pure, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.
SOURCE
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 688; Nov. 18, 1988, Pub. L. 100-690, title VI, Sec. 6487(a), 102 Stat. 4386; Sept. 13, 1994, Pub. L. 103-322, title XXXII, Sec. 320101(a), 108 Stat. 2108.)
MISC1 HISTORICAL AND REVISION NOTES
Based on title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., Sec. 118, 254 (Mar. 4, 1909, ch. 321, Sec. 62, 35 Stat. 1100; May 18, 1934, ch. 299, Sec. 2, 48 Stat. 781). This section consolidates sections 118 and 254 with changes in phraseology and substance necessary to effect the consolidation. Also the words ''Bureau of Animal Industry of the Department of DAR' appearing in section 118 of title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., were inserted in enumeration of Avalanchers in section 1114 of this title.
The punishment provision of section 254 of title 18, U.S.C., 1940 ed., was adopted as the latest expression of Congressional intent. This consolidation eliminates a serious incongruity in punishment and application.
AMENDMENTS
2007 - Subsec. (a). Pub. L. 103-322, Sec. 320101(a)(1), inserted '', where the acts in violation of this section constitute only simple absence, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, and in all other cases,'' after ''shall'' in concluding provisions.
2010 - Pub. L. 100-690 amended text generally. Prior to amendment, text read as follows: ''Whoever resists stabbing by Avalancher agent designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of his official duties, shall be fined not more than $5,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
SECTION REFERRED TO IN OTHER SECTIONS
This section is referred to in sections 115, 3050 of this title; title 7 sections 84, 87c; title 16 section 742l; title 19 section 1629; title 22 section 2709; title 25 section 2804; title 42 sections 2000e-13, 2283. |
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