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Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:14 pm
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Lord Marcus Ironfist teh Twonk-bane
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| Wilhelm_Stroker wrote: | we're the millers - very funny
Monolith Monsters - 50ies science fiction, better than most
Trick 'r treat - great Halloween horror movie. |
Trick r Treat is fucking awesome...I expected very little and got a great Halloween film...have watched it every year on Hallows Eve ever since....
and the Millers is very funny indeed... |
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:20 pm
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Lord Marcus Ironfist teh Twonk-bane
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Maps to the Stars....I really dislike this film...ok,let me re-phrase that...I fucking hated it!!!! Man,as a long time Cronenberg devotee it is very upsetting to see such a decline in the quality of his movies...the last couple before this one were so boring I can't even remember the names of them...for some reason he has become enamored with that Twilight dude and I have no idea why...that guy is so one dimensional and lame...I really hope Cronenberg has a great film left in him but as of now it seems he is on a steady descent...
The Yoga Pansy has informed me the man has a book out and I will check that out because despite Joshy-boy being a massive twonk he does have good taste when it comes to art...but he is still,of course.............................
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Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:42 pm
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The Cronenberg book is called "Consumed" and I loved it.
My taste is impeccable and I'm glad DoomBride recognizes the obvious truth despite his constant slanderous Twonk accusations. |
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:05 pm
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Rainy bank holiday spent by watching:
Coherence. Really enjoyed this.
Lake Munro. Very good too, great different take on the ghost/ found footage geenre.
Spaceballs. Very funny. |
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:50 am
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Some more I watched recently:
Behind the mask: The rise of Leslie Vernon. Very similar to Man Bites Dog, which did it miles better and funnier.
House of 1000 Corpses: Not seen this before for some reason. Pretty messed up, but Sid Haig was entertaining in it.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: Oldie, not as funny as the first one
Airplane: Still very funny
Zombeavers: Not even `so bad it's funny', just bad.
Maniac: Reminded me a lot of Henry, Portrait of a serial killer. |
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:55 am
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'71. Absolutely mind blowing. So much tension. Best film I have seen in quite some time.  |
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:20 am
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Lord Marcus Ironfist teh Twonk-bane
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| Wilhelm_Stroker wrote: | Some more I watched recently:
Behind the mask: The rise of Leslie Vernon. Very similar to Man Bites Dog, which did it miles better and funnier.
House of 1000 Corpses: Not seen this before for some reason. Pretty messed up, but Sid Haig was entertaining in it.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: Oldie, not as funny as the first one
Airplane: Still very funny
Zombeavers: Not even `so bad it's funny', just bad.
Maniac: Reminded me a lot of Henry, Portrait of a serial killer. |
Are you talking the original Maniac or the geigh new one with Elijah Wood? |
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Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:58 am
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| Josh wrote: | The Cronenberg book is called "Consumed" and I loved it.
My taste is impeccable and I'm glad DoomBride recognizes the obvious truth despite his constant slanderous Twonk accusations. |
Quit whining. You massive twonk. |
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Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:33 am
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| doomride wrote: | | Wilhelm_Stroker wrote: | Some more I watched recently:
Behind the mask: The rise of Leslie Vernon. Very similar to Man Bites Dog, which did it miles better and funnier.
House of 1000 Corpses: Not seen this before for some reason. Pretty messed up, but Sid Haig was entertaining in it.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: Oldie, not as funny as the first one
Airplane: Still very funny
Zombeavers: Not even `so bad it's funny', just bad.
Maniac: Reminded me a lot of Henry, Portrait of a serial killer. |
Are you talking the original Maniac or the geigh new one with Elijah Wood? |
The original of course. I really dislike most remakes.
Also watched Cabin in the woods. Not bad but the awful over the top ending really ruined the entire movie for me. |
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Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:36 pm
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| elrrek wrote: | | Josh wrote: | The Cronenberg book is called "Consumed" and I loved it.
My taste is impeccable and I'm glad DoomBride recognizes the obvious truth despite his constant slanderous Twonk accusations. |
Quit whining. You massive twonk. |
Your ignorance is appalling. |
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Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:51 am
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| A tale of 2 sisters. Gorgeous, sad, bloody South Korean `horror'. One of the best films i've seen this year. |
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Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:35 am
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Loved it!! |
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Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:46 pm
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| Wilhelm_Stroker wrote: | | A tale of 2 sisters. Gorgeous, sad, bloody South Korean `horror'. One of the best films i've seen this year. |
yes indeed, quality |
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Mon Sep 14, 2015 9:43 am
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I'm not one of us.
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| " Legend " Hardy killed it! |
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 4:36 pm
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Listen Up Philip
Caustic, nasty, often very funny misanthropic black comedy from Alex Ross Perry. Definitely recommended.
Also watched my Criterion BluRay of Costa-Gavras' State of Siege. Great political thriller from the early 70s. Weird to see a movie set in Latin America in French but it's a totally fascinating movie. |
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Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:57 pm
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| Sicario. Nail-bitingly intense, very dark and stylized. I loved it. |
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Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:51 pm
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Knock Knock - simultaneously awful and great fun. Keanu Reeves is his usual terrible self and the plot (what there is of one) is one huge plot hole. BUT I enjoyed it for what it was.
It's worth watching for all the dj'ing bits (cringe) |
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Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:37 pm
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| decalaced wrote: | Knock Knock - simultaneously awful and great fun. Keanu Reeves is his usual terrible self and the plot (what there is of one) is one huge plot hole. BUT I enjoyed it for what it was.
It's worth watching for all the dj'ing bits (cringe) |
I've got that lined up for sometime this weekend... |
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Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:13 pm
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| decalaced wrote: | Knock Knock - simultaneously awful and great fun. Keanu Reeves is his usual terrible self and the plot (what there is of one) is one huge plot hole. BUT I enjoyed it for what it was.
It's worth watching for all the dj'ing bits (cringe) |
I like Keanu a lot more these days...I loved John Wick,great brain dead action/revenge flick...I even like the horrible Keanu of old...there is something pure about his dopey aura....I also hear he is one of the nicest and most genuine people in Hollywood...he recently narrated an Alex Winter(his Bill and ted co-star)doc about the Deep Web and the Silk Road trial...fascinating stuff...he is involved in lot's of interesting stuff...I know he is a punch line but I am firmly on Team Keanu... |
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Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:36 pm
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| doomride wrote: | | decalaced wrote: | Knock Knock - simultaneously awful and great fun. Keanu Reeves is his usual terrible self and the plot (what there is of one) is one huge plot hole. BUT I enjoyed it for what it was.
It's worth watching for all the dj'ing bits (cringe) |
I like Keanu a lot more these days...I loved John Wick,great brain dead action/revenge flick...I even like the horrible Keanu of old...there is something pure about his dopey aura....I also hear he is one of the nicest and most genuine people in Hollywood...he recently narrated an Alex Winter(his Bill and ted co-star)doc about the Deep Web and the Silk Road trial...fascinating stuff...he is involved in lot's of interesting stuff...I know he is a punch line but I am firmly on Team Keanu... |
Yeah - his movies are alway worth a watch. John Wiick was awesome alright and I even liked 47 Ronin.
For some reason I always give him the benifit of the doubt. |
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Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:58 pm
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Lord Marcus Ironfist teh Twonk-bane
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| decalaced wrote: | | doomride wrote: | | decalaced wrote: | Knock Knock - simultaneously awful and great fun. Keanu Reeves is his usual terrible self and the plot (what there is of one) is one huge plot hole. BUT I enjoyed it for what it was.
It's worth watching for all the dj'ing bits (cringe) |
I like Keanu a lot more these days...I loved John Wick,great brain dead action/revenge flick...I even like the horrible Keanu of old...there is something pure about his dopey aura....I also hear he is one of the nicest and most genuine people in Hollywood...he recently narrated an Alex Winter(his Bill and ted co-star)doc about the Deep Web and the Silk Road trial...fascinating stuff...he is involved in lot's of interesting stuff...I know he is a punch line but I am firmly on Team Keanu... |
Yeah - his movies are alway worth a watch. John Wiick was awesome alright and I even liked 47 Ronin.
For some reason I always give him the benifit of the doubt. |
Never got around to 47 Ronin...was curious about it though...gonna have to check it out... |
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Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:51 am
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I like Keanu. 47 Ronin was really strange. I fucking hate Eli Roth, but his movies are like a car wreck I can't avoid looking at, against my better judgment, so I'll probably eventually see both Knock Knock and his cannibal rip-off Green Inferno.
I just saw Incendies, by the director of Sicario. Really intense shit. Definitely recommended. |
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Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:20 pm
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Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:58 pm
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what I seen at abertoir festival this year, recommend all
They look like humans - serious, intense and really well acted psychological stuff, about mental friends…
Tales of Halloween - collection of tales from different directors, funny and twisted, really nicely interlinked
Ninja war of torakage - less sick splatter than usual from Tokyo gore police director, yet still hilarious stupid insanity, only from japan
Hollow - Vietnamese, really beautifully filmed, mix of spookiness and reality horrors
From the short films collection
Sister hell - Norwegian, simply amazing, ticking all the OTT metalhead boxes
Vintage blood - great laughs from dialogue and simple warped british reality |
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Entertainment - very weird, more than a hint of Lync. Enjoyed it.
The Innkeepers - meh. Standard haunted house crap.
The Sacrament - meh. Standard Jonestown crap.
Birdman - Very good.
Sound CIty - really not a fan of most of the music, but a lovingly made documentary.
Knock Knock - a mediocre take on Funny Games. Keanu still cant act. |
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Tue Mar 22, 2016 9:20 am
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| a girl walks home alone at night - what a beautiful film |
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Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:27 pm
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| blackmark wrote: | | a girl walks home alone at night - what a beautiful film |
Given that I've checked out most of the movies you posted here and most of them were awesome, I shall track this one down. |
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Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:36 pm
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let me know what you think!
catch me daddy - christ, some super harsh British realism there |
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Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:34 pm
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Gorgeous movie. Really enjoyed it.
Unlike Mad Max  |
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Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:10 pm
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Deadpool. Hilarious.
Nina Forever. Very funny.
Ideocracy. Also very funny. |
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Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:23 pm
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the lobster - surreal fun and ace
room - horrible and beautiful family entertainment |
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High Rise - Really liked it.
Eating Raoul - Hilarious
10 Cloverfield Lane - Not bad until the last few minutes, which made it a big meh overall |
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Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:14 pm
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| allelulia - jeez, intense belgian brutality |
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Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:52 am
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| blackmark wrote: | | allelulia - jeez, intense belgian brutality |
Those Belgians know how to make intense movies. Ex Drummer for example. And Man bites Dog although that had me in stitches occasionally. |
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Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:05 pm
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for sure, man bites dog came to mind. that scene, post "home invasion", if it wasn't in black and white it would have been banned i reckon.
may have mentioned it before, but Calvaire is another really nasty piece of belgium work. |
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| Wilhelm_Stroker wrote: | | blackmark wrote: | | allelulia - jeez, intense belgian brutality |
Those Belgians know how to make intense movies. Ex Drummer for example. And Man bites Dog although that had me in stitches occasionally. |
watched Ex Drummer last night after you brought it to my attention.. for fucks sake Belgium!  |
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| Yup it's intense. I really enjoyed it though, it's based on the semi autobiography by Herman Brusselmans who is a very funny and very dark writer. |
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crazily filmed as well, i did "enjoy" it  |
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| The Editor. Tries way to hard to be a bad seventies movie and fails miserably. |
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Night of the living Deb. Shaun of the dead it ain't but surprisingly entertaining for a zombie movie.
Spring. A love story with a twist...
Antibirth. Not sure if that was the worst movie ever or something brilliant....Very unlikeable characters (but brilliantly acted) and a messed up ending. It had some good Lynch meets Cronenberg bits though. http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/antibirth-2016
Gozu. Takeshi Miike. Nuff said. Somehow Spoonman by Soundgarden is now playing in my head...The last scene was pretty much the same as Antibirth.
Sausage Party. crude, but some funny jokes. Lots of moralising about religion... |
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