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meltdown
PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:18 pm Reply with quote
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Hi ive been visiting this site for a year now and haven't really signed up for this. I love jkb ben and all the side projects. im 17 and a weirdo at school for liking it haha. its cool to see that people out there actually listen to it too.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:38 am Reply with quote
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Hi.
It's been a bit quiet around here of late.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:43 pm Reply with quote
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Hey, it's pretty cool to see new people finding something in sounds as such!

NOW SPREAD THE NANG!!!

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elrrek
PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:00 am Reply with quote
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OFFFTTTTT!

A new poster Smile

Good luck to you, and don't let other peoples opinions of your music taste bother you much.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:45 am Reply with quote
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elrrek wrote:
Good luck to you, and don't let other peoples opinions of your music taste bother you much.


Whatever do you mean, sir? We are all in complete agreement about everything... all the time.... and.... and...

Mad Crap. Even I can't pull off that kind of sarcasm.

WELCOME!!!!!
the clap!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:12 am Reply with quote
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are you the one prophesied to bring life back to this parched and dying land?
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Boyd and Fiends
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:00 am Reply with quote
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Welcome!!!! Yeah, it's a little quiet here but in the physical world there's 4 board members catching up tonight in Auckland, NZ!
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doomride
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:12 am Reply with quote
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This place is real?...I thought I dreamt all of it....

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klawful
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:52 pm Reply with quote
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stare into your dream machine
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:06 pm Reply with quote
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klawful wrote:
stare into your dream machine



you know I have one...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:37 pm Reply with quote
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i figured thats how you dreamscape your way into my nights


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doomride
PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:55 pm Reply with quote
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lol



that's actually flattering... Shocked

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Sash73
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:25 am Reply with quote
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Greetings kid... ( I only say "kid" cuz I'm old & drunk & ornery)

Welcome to our headspace...

Never leave the toilet seat down...
Never admit your love of HYMNS... (I love it)
Repeat after me..." fucking stop making music"...memorize that and repeat that to Jarboe if you ever meet her...

Always be honest to your love of music...
Always confront when you have to...It's ok...It's only a forum...
Do not be confused by the sheer volume of JKB side projects...
They all in some way have something to do with Techno Animal...

Always remember Iron Maiden & Judas Priest are Utter Shite...
They all have tattoos on their assholes that say "this doesn't count"...

Sometimes this place seems dead, but we still lurk..Only cuz half of us forgot our passwords...Someday we'll all have a big reunion...and share sentimental stories about how it used to be or how I plopped down $30 to see Iron Maiden and all I got was a 20 ft. tall puppet and a migraine...

See, the essence to life is shat. You are allowed here, to shat on my musical choices...Just be ready to recommend something of your own...

...which begs the question...What are ya listening to kid ?


Very Happy

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Sash73
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:45 am Reply with quote
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...And Holy Shit Doomie...Speaking of nostalgia, I was just noticing that you joined this forum 5 years before me and you have over 12,000 more posts...

I was gonna mention something about you being too talkitive or how maybe you're the friendliest avalancher of them all...or maybe how half of those posts probably in some way concerned the secret torch you carry for Bruce Dickinson... Rolling Eyes

But honestly you are the man...Someday I'm gonna run into you at a Iron Maiden tribute concert and give you a big oxen bear hug...

I was a lurker for a long while before I joined and all you guys rule...

Because of all of you, I have had my eyes opened to so much goddamned fucking excellent music...Shit you recommended, shit you shit on, and the shit you made...

Newbie, do yourself a favor and check out the music that the guys on this board make...Top shelf shit my man...

So to sum up..Thanks for the bullshit, the bands, the back and forth put-downs...
And of course - the humor...

Good thing this keyboard has a splashguard...

I miss this place when it was humming.

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Monotremata
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 3:31 am Reply with quote
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THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS!!!


Seriously though, how the hell did you get to see Maiden for $30??? When I saw them in 2008 it was like $80 a ticket!

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doomride
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:02 am Reply with quote
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Thanks for the cool words Sash...been a long strange ride here...I miss the place when it was hopping too...made some great friends here...that being said, saying fuck Priest and Maiden is blashemy im my world...REPENT!!!!

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klawful
PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 1:09 pm Reply with quote
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i think alot of forums took a hit with facebook, which became an all-in-one option of sorts. people keeping in touch with local friends and also setting up specific interest group rooms as well.

it's never had the same community vibe as this place in full swing for sure and nowhere near the arsenal of emoticons.
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Sash73
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 2:34 am Reply with quote
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I'm just glad this board is still here...

Whoever foots the bill for this site deserves a pay raise...
Just kidding, I know who you are...

Just reading the newbie's post got me all nostalgic...
All the music and thoughtful dialogue I got turned onto and into...
Shit I never woulda heard in my town...From anyone.


Nah, The Maiden is above reproach...Just get rid of the damn muppet...

Shit Mono, wouldn't wanna piss you off...
"Majesty" is tha sheee-at.
I spin that record still...No one and done for this mofo...
I hum that gold at work...! And yeah I mean it.

Kid, do yerself a favor...
Light Overhead.Monotremata.Fragment.Concrete/Field.Chuter.Iroha.
Quartersized.Skink.Newmachine.Zeleia & Golem.Psycho Mantis.Cauterised.Nory.

...off the top of my head...More I'm missing for sure...
At least 20 in my all time top 100 albums...

Search.Purchase.Listen.Disappear within.

Doomie...you shall forever be known as the mayor...
...of Twonkville...you Twonkosaurus Rex !

I always thought a twonk was that patch of skin between the
ballsack and balloon knot...

Then I found out that Twonk is Viking for "Anal Lotion"
I was close right ?

Love your knowledge man...Mucho respecto amigo !

xo

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Monotremata
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:03 am Reply with quote
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That Monotremata band is pure shite!!! I wish I could still do that but most of my shit is in storage now and I don't have a place I can be loud like I used to. Been doing a lot of noise/electronic stuff though the past few months since I got a new Mac. I just gotta make sure it doesn't come out sounding too much like Techno Animal. MUHAHAHA!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:36 pm Reply with quote
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Monotremata wrote:
That Monotremata band is pure shite!!! I wish I could still do that but most of my shit is in storage now and I don't have a place I can be loud like I used to. Been doing a lot of noise/electronic stuff though the past few months since I got a new Mac. I just gotta make sure it doesn't come out sounding too much like Techno Animal. MUHAHAHA!!


Oh Hi meltdown! All was written higher!

Monotremata is awesome!!!
Same here man! Very Happy That newmachine "onemanbandgroupetc" is pure boredom! Doing right now some more NOISE NOISIER NOISIEST sounds with guitar/keyb as my next shite project REACH. I hope it doesn't sounding like FINAL sweetest muffins.. MUHAHAHA!!

Thank you so much Sash for remembering my crap project!

Btw, I listening right now of jesu-Hard to REACH Razz

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elrrek
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:25 pm Reply with quote
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Ha ha!
Fuck you Uncle!
Stab.

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welcome. there is both FASLEhood and DARk TRVEth spoken above. trust no-one. worship Jo Bench.

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elrrek
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:15 am Reply with quote
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THESE are the two directives you must follow while here:



AND



And sometimes



But ALWAYS! ALWAYS!


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klawful
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:52 pm Reply with quote
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in summary:

old goats play out ancient debates

young buck rightly backs slowly out of room




PUUUUURRREEE!!!! (+1782782137812378781478347823478258754757878557)
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DarkerSkiesBurn
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:17 am Reply with quote
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yeah. he may have bolted Razz
My advice; Don't move to Alaska! No one knows what music is here. That's an objective a statement as glaciers are cold.
Gawd I can't wait to move back to a hipster music town Razz

To date, the biggest shows here...
Suicide Silence, Modest Mouse, Taylor Swift and Wu Tang
I'm guessing that's why suicide is rampant here :\
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elrrek
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:51 am Reply with quote
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DarkerSkiesBurn wrote:
Taylor Swift and Wu Tang


Maaannnnn!

Why do these tours never come any where near me? I bet that show was freaking awesome!

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didn't they do a track together for the Judgement Night soundtrack?
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[quote="klawful"]didn't they do a track together for the Judgement Night soundtrack?[/quote



Yeah it was the track right after that bangin Kanye and Obituary collab....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:29 am Reply with quote
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Oh Klaw, you know very well that was Outkast and 5 Finger death punch
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lol doom and dsb
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Wow! I bet all you seasoned avalanchers know about Steve Albini's Big Black. Ive spent a bit listening to the whole band's material and wow, i love it a lot. Whats your opinion on Steve Albini?

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meltdown wrote:
Whats your opinion on Steve Albini?


My opinion is Steve is very opinionated.

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Monotremata wrote:
meltdown wrote:
Whats your opinion on Steve Albini?


My opinion is Steve is very opinionated.


This is also my opinion.

Further, I agree that it is impossible for the elephant to play with the beautiful dolphins.

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elrrek wrote:

Further, I agree that it is impossible for the elephant to play with the beautiful dolphins.


How do you know? I think you're being narrow minded by thinking that this is not an event that could come to fruition. You're being pessimistic, in this instance.

In fact, how dare you take hope away from social justice warriors that have lived their lives , so far, in the hope that they may one day frolic amongst the elephants and dolphins!! You totalitarian swine that you are!!!

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meltdown wrote:
Wow! I bet all you seasoned avalanchers know about Steve Albini's Big Black. Ive spent a bit listening to the whole band's material and wow, i love it a lot. Whats your opinion on Steve Albini?


Steve Albini is my favorite... food blogger. The guy knows what he is talking about. Oh and yes, I heard he plays a bit of guitar too sometimes.

http://mariobatalivoice.blogspot.com/

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deadcase wrote:
elrrek wrote:

Further, I agree that it is impossible for the elephant to play with the beautiful dolphins.


How do you know? I think you're being narrow minded by thinking that this is not an event that could come to fruition. You're being pessimistic, in this instance.

In fact, how dare you take hope away from social justice warriors that have lived their lives , so far, in the hope that they may one day frolic amongst the elephants and dolphins!! You totalitarian swine that you are!!!

angry


It's an Albini "quote" you plonker!

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BECAUSE THEY WERE SQUIRRELS!!!!!

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Monotremata wrote:
BECAUSE THEY WERE SQUIRRELS!!!!!


REAL SQUIRRELS!

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