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doomride
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:49 am  Reply with quote
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elrrek wrote:
@sash73 : we're cool Smile

My posting of "that's just the way it is" ( /BruceHornsby ) doesn't mena I like it, just that I'm having to accept it.

I should write a list of "we're cool" and "we're not cool" people Very Happy

We're cool : REAL avalanchers
We're NOT cool : people who like poor (also know as FAKE avalanchers)



Twonk category: Josh

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:05 am  Reply with quote
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I'm appalled by the amount of twonkishness in this thread.

I propose we ban all the twonks, to wit:

1) The Lady DoomBride
2) That Horrid German
3) Klueless Klawful
4) And obviously Princess Elrrek

I'm obviously missing some names here, so feel free to chime in, assuming of course that you're not one of the boneheads identified above.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:25 am  Reply with quote
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Josh wrote:
Blah blah blah blah blah


Twonk.

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Horgh
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:50 am  Reply with quote
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avocado diaboli wrote:
klawful wrote:

My full agreement with you here does nothing to repair the general grim state of our personal relations.



You have been an honourable foe for as long as we have known each other. I respect that. The day I will have your head on a pike and burn your copy of Nordland will be a bittersweet one.

*raises axe in greeting* viking?!


Horgh thinks german brute and wordy american both not understand the true harsh beauty of the frozen northern wastelands. Both would die screaming under the merciless gaze of the mighty raven on the icy plains of Blashyrkh!

Horgh would laugh at their petty sqabbles about later Bathory output as the white hounds of the north feast on their flesh.

Horgh would play his first edition vinyl of "At The Heart Of Winter" in the background. Horgh would probably also have a coup of tea.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:03 pm  Reply with quote
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Horgh wrote:
Horgh would probably also have a coup of tea.


Fucking brutal.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:05 pm  Reply with quote
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We can add Horgh and the Beardo hipster to that list. BANHAMMER THE TWONKS!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:30 pm  Reply with quote
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So because of the bans in other group this one got revived.
Oh the irony.

eviiiil!!
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doomride
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:30 pm  Reply with quote
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nothinger wrote:
So because of the bans in other group this one got revived.
Oh the irony.

eviiiil!!




I'll take it....


























:josh is a twonk:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:06 pm  Reply with quote
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doomride wrote:
nothinger wrote:
So because of the bans in other group this one got revived.
Oh the irony.

eviiiil!!




I'll take it....

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2nded.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:19 pm  Reply with quote
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3rded + 1...

Let's start a new topic midstream shall we...

Justin K. Broadrick...Talented & prolific musician.

or

Transgender alien from the land of Twonkville which is located high in the Gobacockalous mountains...(Dude I totally saw it on the Youtube)... Twonklings, are known for being studious and hardworking, but tend to be bullshitters...Especially when it comes to clarity and focus in their musical knowledge. And because they have 24 hours of nightfall, their sense of time is thrown completely off. (hmmm... Release date postponed anyone) I mean, they still think Iron Maiden is relevant...Like now...2016. Yep, the fucking puppet guy...
They all also carry around a long-haired sock puppet that supposedly honors the great TWONKMAN Doomymeister...Somehow the bastard made it all the way to florida...to procreate and yell "TWONK" whenever he has the shits... (Rummmp...Iron Maiden Rules...Thwarp...Josh is one of us...

Discuss.

This topic will bring 'em back in droves... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:11 am  Reply with quote
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Horgh wrote:
avocado diaboli wrote:
klawful wrote:

My full agreement with you here does nothing to repair the general grim state of our personal relations.



You have been an honourable foe for as long as we have known each other. I respect that. The day I will have your head on a pike and burn your copy of Nordland will be a bittersweet one.

*raises axe in greeting* viking?!


Horgh thinks german brute and wordy american both not understand the true harsh beauty of the frozen northern wastelands. Both would die screaming under the merciless gaze of the mighty raven on the icy plains of Blashyrkh!

Horgh would laugh at their petty sqabbles about later Bathory output as the white hounds of the north feast on their flesh.

Horgh would play his first edition vinyl of "At The Heart Of Winter" in the background. Horgh would probably also have a coup of tea.


Please tell me this is one of Nik's accounts like the almighty Mr T??

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:54 am  Reply with quote
Where am I?


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Mr Horgh is an enigma!!! MUHAHAHA!! MUHAHAHA!! MUHAHAHA!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:50 am  Reply with quote
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Update:

Josh is still a twonk...

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:43 pm  Reply with quote
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doomride wrote:
Update:

Josh is still a twonk...



2nded.

Horgh is Nik B. ... what a concept!

Seriously, I am surprised there is no Jo Bench account yet.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:56 am  Reply with quote
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Wait, I always thought elrrek was Mr T. ??


Josh is a twonk!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:50 am  Reply with quote
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Horgh wrote:
avocado diaboli wrote:
klawful wrote:

My full agreement with you here does nothing to repair the general grim state of our personal relations.



You have been an honourable foe for as long as we have known each other. I respect that. The day I will have your head on a pike and burn your copy of Nordland will be a bittersweet one.

*raises axe in greeting* viking?!


Horgh thinks german brute and wordy american both not understand the true harsh beauty of the frozen northern wastelands. Both would die screaming under the merciless gaze of the mighty raven on the icy plains of Blashyrkh!

Horgh would laugh at their petty sqabbles about later Bathory output as the white hounds of the north feast on their flesh.

Horgh would play his first edition vinyl of "At The Heart Of Winter" in the background. Horgh would probably also have a coup of tea.


viking?! dun dun dar! roll roll

it's not much of an emotiocn chain, but you have to warm back up into this before you go batshit crazy with michael jackson and the bunny and the rest.

this one for Horgh, though. Merciless ravens and hounds chewing flesh. good stuff.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:34 pm  Reply with quote
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avocado diaboli wrote:
Wait, I always thought elrrek was Mr T. ??


CENSORED


HAAARRRRR!

If only I was so witty.

I remember once creating a Kayne West account and them promptly forgetting the fake email address I had set up for it and the password to the account. LOL.

Wait, do I get banned now for openly admitting to being at least 2 people here? Sssshhhheeeeeeeee-it.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:32 pm  Reply with quote
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elrrek wrote:
avocado diaboli wrote:
Wait, I always thought elrrek was Mr T. ??


CENSORED


HAAARRRRR!

If only I was so witty.

I remember once creating a Kayne West account and them promptly forgetting the fake email address I had set up for it and the password to the account. LOL.

Wait, do I get banned now for openly admitting to being at least 2 people here? Sssshhhheeeeeeeee-it.





:warface:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:28 pm  Reply with quote
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elrrek wrote:

HAAARRRRR!

If only I was so witty.

I remember once creating a Kayne West account and them promptly forgetting the fake email address I had set up for it and the password to the account. LOL.

Wait, do I get banned now for openly admitting to being at least 2 people here? Sssshhhheeeeeeeee-it.


Hah. Nik admitted being Mr T before and had the same problem. He posted awhile ago he couldn't remember what email account he used to create it so he couldn't use it anymore.

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as international ambassador to the united nations of avalanchers (harmonious relations via excess lubrication division) it is evident that my work is far complete. i invite all parties to the neutral wasteland of wales for a piss conference.

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blackmark wrote:
as international ambassador to the united nations of avalanchers (harmonious relations via excess lubrication division) it is evident that my work is far complete. i invite all parties to the neutral wasteland of wales for a piss conference.






MUHAHAHA!!
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blackmark wrote:
as international ambassador to the united nations of avalanchers (harmonious relations via excess lubrication division) it is evident that my work is far complete. i invite all parties to the neutral wasteland of wales for a piss conference.


One day we will set the countryside on fire together all while singing the praises of Jo Bench!!

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I just quit Facebook and came back here. Did I miss anything?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 1:34 pm  Reply with quote
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chickenf1sh wrote:
I just quit Facebook and came back here. Did I miss anything?




Twonks,nang and ban hammer!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 3:56 pm  Reply with quote
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I banned the shit out of Avocado and Princess Elrrek.

Twonks.

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The usual then sniggering

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doomride wrote:
chickenf1sh wrote:
I just quit Facebook and came back here. Did I miss anything?




Twonks,nang and ban hammer!!!!


And um.. KRACKHEAD SHARKS!!

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