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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:45 am  Reply with quote
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I mean, what the fuck? Suddenly, there is a new board? Just like that? This is like the third or the fourth time we migrate, no? Which, I have to say is at the same time, the only example in cyberspace I know of where the migration actually works... Any particular reason we moved, aside from, of course being able to say 'I'll fuck your mother in the arse until she pisses herself and then I'll proceed shitting in your sister's mouth until her cunt squirts cumjuice' or something along those lines?

Um, you can tell there was something repressed there. Wait, did I type 'my mother'? Oh, no, um, then it's OK...

But seriously, now. I know many people here wonder what happened so that at one point in time I just fell off the map and disappeared (up my own arse, of course). Other people wonder who the hell is this narcissistic guy who thinks people have actually been giving a shit...

Well, yeah... The other oobvious question is what in the hell happened with those packages.

The answer to both questions: I have lead a little... turbulent life over the past several months... Yeah, you know how it is - shady deals with shady people from the seedy underbelly of the society, slave trade, drugs trafficking, unsavvy snuff porn, all in a day's job for the second best butcher of Balkans (the best one died a while ago...).

No, seriously, it's been a change of pace in my professional life - I have been travelling a lot more than before (like - I just spent three days in Montenegro, in a couple of days I'm traveling to Bosnia and then later to Turkey). I am sure you know the drill: expensive dinners with crooked politicians and druglords from all over, hotel rooms red from hooker blood, finest cocaine snorted from the 14 years young boys' bellies...

The office work, for its part has increased in volume, mainly due to the fact that my boss refuses to do his work so I get to do a lot of it, and also due to the general political situation here. Some of you might have noticed that what used to be one country until recently is now two, so, since we here are treated as an embassy for all practical purposes, I have been involved in a lot uninteresting and dumb but unavoidable stuff related to politics of the Red Cross...

Additionally, I have had some major events in my civilian life - there have been two deahs in the family in the past months - one of them swift and unexpected, still dealing with the fallout of that one, one of them long awaited, difficult and ultimately, I guess, greeted with relief. That one consumed a lot of time on my part.

On top of that, I have moved twice in the recent months which is an experience I never want to go through again... In fact, we moved to our new house only about a month ago and I still don't even have a telephone or access to Internet (or heating, but that's another matter) and not to mention I have no fucking idea where half my music is. Add to this some major hardware failures I've had in the same period (burners dying on me, harddrives following suit) and I have been really crippled in more ways than one.

So, really, knowing that the packages I have promised to deliver should have arrived to most people LAST FALL (about a year ago), I have been ashamed to show my face around even when I was able to...

But.

This does mean just one thing: the promised packages WILL be delivered. I have basically fixed my computer and as soon as I find all the music/ images that have to be put into packages, I'm good to go. I will NOT let anyone down.

Right...

In other news, here's some new music 've been involved in:

Acroholia has opened for Hard-Ons late last year and here's a track from that show. It's a very decent soundboard recoding that has been mixed and mastered. So all you have to worry about is our ineptitude as musicians.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=C4D8FBA97C09EBAF

Also, Bethor has opened for Impaled Nazarene in May this year and we have been tragically bad. Here are two tracks off that show, audio files ripped from a video recording of our performance. The sound is not very good, but it actually has some charming, raw quality. Of course, our musicianship is below contempt...

Equimanthorn (male and female vocals, very nice)

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=7A841AC006E9D2C6

And, specially for TIM, because we know how much he loves Dork Throne, here's Transylvanian Hunger as sung by a lovely Serbian female

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=76F05FA7277CF068


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elrrek
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:52 am  Reply with quote
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Damn ...

Meho, I hope you're alright man, sorry to hear all the unfortunate news, it must be tough.

It is of course great to have you here when you can make it but take your time.

As for "the move" ... I don't think avalanchers.co.uk has replaced the ezboard yet, but we'll see.

fucking Michael Winner and KMart are here though - OOOFFFFF!

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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:56 am  Reply with quote
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El, my man, I am alright, fear not. You know that I am an emotionless Internet construct and there is hardly anything of this (or that) world that can make me not be alright (well, perhaps colon cancer but I have gone the way of vegetarians to prevent this from happening). Good to see the community is thriving though. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never seen a board this good in terms of brotherly love and gentle gay friendship. Now we just need some WOMEN so we can pretend we are at least bisexual.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:41 am  Reply with quote
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Bi-sexual???

Fuck off!

All beard, all the time.

Traitor!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:47 am  Reply with quote
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Aye, good to hear you're alright Meho. Very Happy

I'm looking forward with the new board... it's always a lot better than ezboard, so i hope we can all change to this place. Let's start a nu era.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:59 am  Reply with quote
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hey Meho, good to get some of your news, and welcome back on the board (yes, I know, like Greigh, you're not back, you're just posting stuff... gray is not back, he moved in...). Sorry to hear about all the bad shit that happens, but yes, shit happens. Happy you came back to this new board. Glad to know you still have time to torture your drums.
Cheers!!

Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:19 am  Reply with quote
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Many, many big geigh e-hugz to you, Meho! Sorry about all that crazy shit goin' on and it's good to have you back!

Now, where the hell is Grindtroll?

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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:34 am  Reply with quote
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I am glad to see that the homosexual streak of this board is as vigilant as ever. I posted that thing about bisexuals just to check the reactions!!11!1!!

Thanks for all the nice words, niggas and, I don't know about Gray-ham, but I am officially back for better or for worse.... Also, I will drop Fagricio an email telling him that he is welcome to cum any time he feels like if he feels like it at all...

I just downloaded a 6.58 minutes porn clip made in 1925. Thank Allah for Xvid and bittorrent....
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The Inferno Master
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:50 am  Reply with quote
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See? That's a return to form! Transylvanian Hunger sung by a beautiful Serbian goddess! (no I'm not confusing Meho with the singer! I saw her photo from the original studio version, although Meho is nice looking too in his own Half Life-esque way)

But alas - the three file links above are all thee same! 1, 2, 3... same! Meho, I want to hear Transylvanian Hunger and Equimanthorn as well as the Acroholia track (hee hee, remember when I thought it was Acroholica? No wonder you wanted to slap me)
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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:57 am  Reply with quote
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By Allah, how could this happen? Thaks for pointing it out TIM, I have edited the post and included other two proper links. My brain has to be dying at an even faster rate these days...

As for the, um, beautiful Serbian goddess part, well, um, it's not the same girl that was somewhat famously praised by this commnity some two years back. This is ANOTHER beautiful serbian goddess, equally beatiful to the first one if I myself may say so. In fac, I'll dig out some pics of us opening for Impaled Nazarene, and, providing I can find my way around imageshack, post them in this thread.

So, what did you think of the Acroholi(c)a tune? The singer anounces it saying 'another new song' and then we play a tune from 1999... Retard...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:06 pm  Reply with quote
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I must say... the snare sound is awesome. If that's just some joker pointing an average mic at the stage it sounds too good. Very crunchy.

I'm off to hear the BM trax, although I'm surprised at your choice with the Darkthrone track - you said this specific kind of thing is difficult to enjoy live.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:13 pm  Reply with quote
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Alright, here she is in all of her unholy glory:



Yeah, the snare sound is rather good. I was allowed to play on the Hard-Ons' kit (the drummer is half Serbian, hehehe) although I had to bring my own snare drum and I rented a really mean and nasty motherfucker of a drum. But the key to the sound is n the guy who I paid to engineer and record the show... A very experienced guy...

As for the 'choice' of Transylvanian Hunger to play live, beieve me it wasn't my choice. It just happens that Bethor is more a phenomenon than a real band so we basicaly had two rehearsals to practise the set for the show and that meant we did the all-time black-metal top hits kind of a set with some Bathory, some Venom, some Mayhem, some beherit and soe Dark Throne, including even one song we made (I'd post that one but I am too ashamed of the way it sounds - like crap tell you, LIKE CRAP!!!)
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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:16 pm  Reply with quote
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And here's another classical photo from that same show.

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The Inferno Master
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:18 pm  Reply with quote
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Post it!!! I want to hear the Bethor phenomenon doing their own custom BM track. How bad could it be?

Also, post a picture from this concert where we can see you! Are you wearing corpsepaint and eyeglasses?

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Never mind. I see you're not wearing corpsepaint, but that can be forgiven in lieu of the fact that you're bearing an immense upside down cross.

How old are you again?

lol

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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:20 pm  Reply with quote
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OK, I'll post it later, now I have to run for a meeting with my boss and his (pregnant) assistant. (It wasn't me, in case you wonder). As for seeng me, look at the other poto.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:57 pm  Reply with quote
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Great to have you back Meho! lol
Note how the joy is causing my upper lip to go all a'quiver!
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God damnit, that picture with the upside down cross is making me laugh. It's so not evil!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:29 pm  Reply with quote
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It's not supposed to be evil, it's supposed to be funny because I find Satanism funny... Especially when it's DIY satanism, as the cross I bear on that photo testifies...

Here's that Bethor song. It's awful, check the out of tune keyboards for laughs.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=44AA12000BC71A4F

The title is 'Gloria Sathanas' but that, too, is more to poke fun at satanism than to seriously praise the name of the unholy one... Or that's how I see it in my head at least, I don't know what the other youngsters in the band think about it...

Blippers!!!!!!! Good to see you too, man!!!!! Make sure the upper lip is graced with a thin, rascally moustache for maximum effect!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:54 pm  Reply with quote
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Beard, beard it's all beard now since Meho is back.

Well, then - so be it! Here's the "BONE CRUSHER" for you. Satanic AND beard-related. Could you wish for more?

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,435307,00.html

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:27 pm  Reply with quote
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good to see you again meho.
and don't worry about the packages, it took me 6 months to send blipseed his cd, and i saw him online far more often.. oops

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AND WE CAN SAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

Welcome back Meho long time no see hehe.
Hope everything starts working itself out soon.
And yeah man no hurry on those packages get yourself situated first!

NOW LET THE BEARD TALK RESUME!

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Hibakusha
PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:00 pm  Reply with quote
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Ah, Meho, good to see you here.

You really should keep your priorities in order- oh god, you really have to apologize to our internet community for not being around when working in Red Cross. Razz

No, seriously man. Just try to keep your (in)sanity there in the chaos.

And speaking of gaylove...

I've been holding the torch (bad clumsy pun intended) about that by spreading knowledge of the husky manlove that are bear men.



If you wanna see Meho, well....let's just say you can see him in november.

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Hey meho,

glad to see you're in. I have sympathy with your moves... I've moved twice in 6 months this year and it is a pain, from a 3 bedroom house to a 2 bedroom house to a 1 bedroom apartment! Downsizing big time. I'll have to give you an updated address for the package, but as others have said take your time, no rush for it.

EDIT - good to see that the Hard-Ons made it out your way. They seem to get around everywhere. I'll check out the tunes, a cover of Transylvanian hunger Twisted Evil
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Meho Krljic
PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:23 am  Reply with quote
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Hehehe, yeah, folks, thanks for all the nice words (and images!!!!! That bears calendar is serious stuff!!!) and of course, please DO send your updated addresses for packages. My email is hitboxrecords at yahoo.co.uk for those who forgot and again, apologises to the people who wrote and I didn't reply to (Markku, for instance, ugh.... I was getting ready to upload those images of yours to yousendit or something wen I got your other mail... I am so SLOW)...

Boyd, yeah, Hard-Ons are REALLY nice people and even Blackie loosened up a bit and they all seemed to be genuinly positive about our crap music so I can't stress enough how much respect I feel for them. Too bad the show was not very well attended (only about 100 people in Belgrade) but they played like furies nevertheless...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:53 am  Reply with quote
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Jeepers Meho, don't be worrying your pretty little head about those packages. All in good time my friend, all in good time......
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glad to hear everything's cool- I was getting concered after not hearing back in the e-mails!

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