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The Inferno Master
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:28 pm  Reply with quote
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Jesus... I saw this article on Blabbermouth talking about Paul Stanley "unveiling his latest painting". More like "unveiling his latest abomination". The poor canvas on which he targets his brush. Is it even a brush? It looks like he paints with a hammer! These are the shittiest paintings I've ever seen, hands down.

I know this has no place here, but I couldn't stop snickering as I perused these "artworks". If you're in the mood for a laugh at the expense of a tragically deluded egotistical arsehole, click below!



http://www.celebrityfineart.com/celeb/pstanley.html

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:00 pm  Reply with quote
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The flames eminently rising from the twisted and distorted fingers of the hand in Paul Stanleys aptly titled 'Hand On Fire' masterfully convey to the viewer what is must truly be like... to have your hand on fire. Genius.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:06 pm  Reply with quote
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lol@Gray

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:09 pm  Reply with quote
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i dunno fellas, this stuff speaks to my inner rock-star, alien, demon and cat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:12 pm  Reply with quote
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Those are fucking hilarious! The picture of him at the top of the page says it all. It looks to me like the "paintings" a drug addled, layabout highschool kid would have done in 11th grade art class in 1976 after seeing Kiss for the third time with his friends and realizing that Kiss is life and there is no other way to live.

It's like bad fan art actually made by the artist.

Funniest thing I've seen since deadcase's reply to the the black metal exercise bike pic in the UGH thread yesterday.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:40 pm  Reply with quote
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Look at that "Scream" one at the bottom. Total shit!!!!

Honestly, it would be funny to go to this gallery when he was there. I would spend the whole time with my hand over my mouth stifling laughter.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:29 pm  Reply with quote
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I don't understand you guys... Paul Stanley is clearly talented, I wonder why he wasted so many years playing rock n roll (even tho he is almost equally talented when it comes to miooozeek). Clearly, he is an icon people will remember for centuries...
And yes, Hands on Fire is pure genius. I think I am gonna name my new stoner/vicking metal band like that. People in magazines can abbreviate it to HOF, how fucking cool is that?? dude!

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there can be only one HOF
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no you mean HOF!!




Come on now THATS AGGRESSIVE AND REAL! But theyre not so dark even though they did cover Frost's The Ursurper!

I think Matt just needs a hug and someone to tell him "Its ok people like Om better than your band. Nobody listened to Sleep for the guitar solos.."

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:39 pm  Reply with quote
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Yes, maybe Hands on Fire logo should be David THE HOF, with a viking helmet on or something... that would look good on tye dye shirts.

And yes, High on Fire can sweat, that's why they have tennis player wristbands... They should wear it higher on the arm tho, and they need to buy some white belts too... dude.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:56 pm  Reply with quote
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Shhhh Matt just got a new white one WITH STUDS last week.

They have to wait for Relapse to put em back on tour though so hes busy trying it out in some Sabbath cover band he just started hehe.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:49 pm  Reply with quote
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Painting is SO last century...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:00 pm  Reply with quote
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I kinda like the 'Starting over' one. Other than that, yes, this is like a tallented 11-year old coming to terms with the realisation his mother would like him to be something real in his life - an executive or even an engineer, not a painter...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:32 pm  Reply with quote
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Don't tell me you actually like that painting Meho! That'd sit perfectly in the art direction of David Brent's music vid for "If you don't know me by now".

What about "The Jester"? That one sucks large. I hope I get to meet Paul Stanley in passing one day, just so I can say "I saw your paintings" and start laughing at him.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:46 pm  Reply with quote
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Come on inferno, perhaps Justin should "borrow" Paul's "work" next!



Just slap stylished, small "jesu" in there somewhere and we're good to go.

edit: after reading TIM's response, I demand the strikethrough HTML here so I can get myself banned with style! Very Happy


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It's a good job you didn't use Godflesh in that joke, otherwise you would be banned for life!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:47 pm  Reply with quote
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(I'll answer the question in advance: yes, I have too much spare time!)




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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:08 pm  Reply with quote
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That's just too kvlt for my eyes.

Ya know, you could do a KJ album cover with the "Jester" painting...

Ahhhhhh this thread is pure mind poison!!!!

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ok this is wierd...

just AMAZINGLY this morning over at stonerrock.com a thread started up on the board about how gay paul stanley is hehehe..

I should go post the link to his 'art' there and see what the meathead rockers say hehehe.

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oh Markku man.. your so fucking needy at the moment lol... the 'strikethrough' is on its way I promise.. just gimme a chance to get my head back on straight I've just lost a relative and I'm finding it a little hard to focus at the moment.. you amusing yet slightly overenthusiastic cunt happy
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oh Markku man.. your so fucking needy at the moment lol... the 'strikethrough' is on its way I promise.. just gimme a chance to get my head back on straight I've just lost a relative and I'm finding it a little hard to focus at the moment.. you amusing yet slightly overenthusiastic cunt happy


Yeah, you know me, I'm just kidding there...take the time, seriously- there's no rush. You guys have just made this forum work like charm, and now that I've had so much spare time, I get a bit carried away. crazy Also, if I'd known the issue that you are going through, I'd really had cut down the jokingly-made "demands"...


Sorry to hear about your loss. My condolences.

Get some vodka and share it through some P2P-program. Wink

And please, just give yourself time, and dont push the grieving aside- I've been there, (and I'm still actually, that's one of the reasons why I'm so much online now, heh, small world..) and denying yourself to feel something that is hard to go through is a true mind -and soul- killer...I'm not saying that you are doing it- just a warning- as I have done it way too much.


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theres nothing that would please me more than to share a good few vodkas with you Markku and when the day comes that alcohol can be vapourized and transported via P2P.. you can rest assured I'll be the first at the virtual bar...

thank you for your encouraging remarks and the condolences... both are very much appreciated...


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fuckin a i think well ALL be there deadcase!!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:35 am  Reply with quote
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Alcoholics!!! And and and... junkies!! Yes!! That's what you all are!!!

All that aside, condolences, deadcase. Take it slowly...
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